Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson
Today would have been Michael Jackson's 51st birfday, so join Bubbles and Detective La Toya by raising a glass of (insert your sweet nectar of choice here) to him! And the rest of today's Birthday...
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Cliff Richard - British musical legend and the reason why my nipples holes have closed up this morning! If you skip on over to Cliff's website, you'll know what I'm talking about it. It's like I...
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Cliff Richard - British musical legend and the reason why my nipples holes have closed up this morning! If you skip on over to Cliff's website, you'll know what I'm talking about it. It's like I...
View ArticleThe CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 18th!
On the Jersey Shore even the Crotch Critters have spiked hair and fake tans. - rhearob Runners-up: Now that Whitney Houston has cleaned up her act, her doody bubbles had to hitch a ride to a new home....
View ArticleKiss My Ass!
Whitney Houston rolled into Sydney Airport this morning looking like the crazy lady in your neighborhood who hacks at her front yard weeds with a kitchen knife at 12 in the morning, and threatens to...
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Mariah Carey Gets ‘Shocked’ At Bathtime
Mariah Carey, the singer wanted to have a long relaxing soak to unwind when her beloved Jack Russell Terrier ChaCha leapt into the bubbles and started splashing about.... The post Mariah Carey Gets...
View ArticleLate Michael Jackson Relied On Trusty Pet Chimpanzee Bubbles
Michael Jackson relied on his pet chimpanzee Bubbles because he didn't trust anyone. ... The post Late Michael Jackson Relied On Trusty Pet Chimpanzee Bubbles appeared first on Retroskank Nude Celebs.
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The Yakult Mascot - If my digestive system was a cuddly clean plushie who cooed like a baby Ewok and wasn't a smelly mound of organs drenched in coagulated shit and slimy neon yellow bile (Or whatever...
View ArticleA New Case For Detective La Toya
MichaelJackson.com released a new song called "Breaking News" they say Michael Jackson recorded at a home studio in New Jersey back in 2007. The song will be on a new posthumous Michael Jackson album...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Betty White & Koko
Not since Detective LaToya and Bubbles' reunion.... This touching slideshow of Betty White's special date with Koko doesn't have any sound, but that's so you can add your own background music. I chose...
View Article"Don’t Turn Around, Don’t Turn Around"
Snookitina doesn't mind that the driver's stomach is moaning or that he's muttering "ohdeargoddontlookbehindyou" to himself while the Jaws theme song booms in his head, bitch is licking that tongue...
View ArticleCelebrity Apprentice: Where Was Dionne Warwick When We Really Needed Her?
The hot cloud of rage that Meat Loaf spewed at Gary Busey last week must've wafted up NeNe Leakes' rotated nostrils last night, because she hit the bell and went after Detective La Toya Jackson with a...
View ArticleMarg Helgenberger: Justin Bieber is a brat!
Remember when Justin Bieber guest starred on CSI? And he totally sucked? And then they shot him straight to shit and I finally knew what love felt like? Well, Marg Helgenberger, who at this point is...
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Candice Swanepoel Stylish Sexy Hot in Allure
Oh, Candice Swanepoel, this name is hotness. You know my tragic tale of woe each month as the neighborhood children taunt and flame me each month as a large collection of women's fashion magazines...
View ArticleThe Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job
David Gest really needs to keep his bestiality fantasies involving Bubbles, Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson to himself, because the world doesn't want to know the SUCIONESS that slithers around in...
View ArticleIn Case You Blocked It Out…..
Here's a clip from Monday night's Dancing with Nancy Grace's Personal Pan Nipple of someone's body part making a noise. Either a bitch's stomach let out a feeding time howl or a bitch's butt let out a...
View ArticleTop Girls Farting Underwater Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day
Thanks to youtube, the biggest porn site since Google, that pretends it isn’t a porn site, because it’s bad for recruiting advertisers, has taught me that underwater fart videos are a fetish and here...
View ArticleParis Jackson On Wearing A Mask As A Child
Because Lindsay Lohan is allergic to being somewhat fucking responsible, she missed her flight to L.A. and had to skip her appearance on Ellen yesterday. So Ellen needed someone to fill in for that...
View ArticleWhat Would Eminem Say?
Dido's name is an “l” away from being Dildo and her music has always sounded like a white girl Sade to me, so I had not one bad thing to say about her ass until now. The only esteemed news source of...
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